Eastenders - how unrealistic??!!

OK, so one of my most favourite TV programmes is 'Eastenders.'  I am a 'soap' queen.  Or was??!!

Tonight's episode was the most unrealistic of any 'soap dramas' that I have ever seen...............

Alfie & Roxy's wedding was a joke - I might even have to stop watching!!!

This is the storyline:

Ex shows up at wedding.

Bride gets jilted (after getting married).

Groom goes chasing after ex.

Groom hi-jacks a motor bike (& abandons the motorbike right outside the departures door at the airport as if airport security would let anyone do that?)

Bride gets drunk - OK that's probably the only realistic scene in the whole episode?!

Biana says - 'You've got family'.

Kat says - 'Say goodbye to Alfie for me'

Cue scene -  where we see Kat & kid, dragging a teddy along, just about to get on plane.

Since when did Kat & Biana become best mates???

Next thing we know, there is a screeching of motorbike tyres, Alfie runs into the airport, conveniently bumps into Biana and asks if she has any cash???

Well, Biana doesn't normally have enough cash for a tin of beans, so how all of a sudden she has enough money to pay for a ticket to Ibiza is a bit of a mystery???

So Alfie purchases a ticket, runs onto the runway and up the steps to the aeroplane where the door is closed so he bangs on it and miraculously the staff open it.  Would that really happen??

Alfie then walks through the aeroplane until he finds Kat who amazingly has 3 whole seats for her & Tommy.

For Gods sake - the plane is just about to take off?!  Would he really be allowed to do this???

Kat says - 'I'm moving on. I can't believe you've done this'.  Neither can the rest of us.

Cue - Alfie being thrown off the plane.

This must be the most unbelievable episode of East Enders ever??!!!

And the last scene we saw, was Kat running after Alfie.  No surprise there then,; it is a soap opera after all.  Planes have to fly to tight schedules so can't believe that a door that was previously shut was then allowed to stay open  indefinitely??

And Kats last words before we got the East Enders cliff hanging music?! ......................

.................'And you're my man in the moon'.

Throw me the sick bucket now................................

...........................And note to East Enders script writers................. Please can we return to reality???