Coronation Street - Another unrealistic soap

So tonight it was Carla and Peter's wedding.  And they got married.

....................But there were lots of 'suggestive glances' between Peter & Tina, so we can only summarise that things for Carla & Peter will not run smoothly and they will not live happily ever after and does anyone care?

Honestly, just who is writing these soap operas these days???

Yes, I can believe that Peter is having doubts, yes I can believe that Tina is pursuing him, yes I can believe that Carla turned up because she thought that he might have a drink, yes I can believe that Carla got drunk at the wedding.............................

But everything else is just like a whole string of co-incidents??????

Soooooooooo Tina just happened to turn up at Peter's flat before he had a drink?

And Carla just happened to turn up before Peter & Tina did whatever??????????????

.......................And actually.................. I can't  be bothered to write anymore because the whole story line is just soooooooooooo unbelievable it's ridiculous.

OK................ it does have the potential to be true...................... but real life does not happen like that.

In real life..........................

Tina would have shagged Peter, Peter would have gone through with the wedding, Wedding would have lasted a few months. Obviously because Peter & Tina live on the same street furtive glances would have been exchanged.

I think I have the potential to be a soap opera script writer???!!!

Back in soap land now.......................

.................. And 9 months down the line Tina would be on the 'Jeremy Kyle' Show requesting a DNA test because she is 100% sure that Peter is the father??  And she is madly in love with Peter.............. & Carla is totally unaware of all this.

And then the DNA test reveals that Tommy is the father............................

..............But then Carla finds out that Peter slept with Tina on the night before their wedding............... so then they have to go on the Jeremy Kyle show to do a lie detector test....................

....................And actually does anyone care what the outcome is???????????????

I think the Hayley/Roy storyline is far more believable. 

...............OK perhaps not more believable (but only because I don't know anyone like Roy & Hayley), but Corrie is tackling a very difficult subject in a very sensitive way.

Thanks script writers.