Sunday, 11 October 2015

Blackpool - 1st RANT


Not really sure if this is so much of a RANT, but an observation?

I’m in Blackpool for a couple of days......................  And seriously, everyone is FAT, everyone smokes, nobody has any teeth, and ‘Jeremy Kyle’ really should just broadcast his show from here.

OK so I’m sure that’s a bit of a ‘generalisation’...............  But seriously.............

................All the fat kids are wandering around with their fat parents and fat siblings and fat uncles & aunties.  All of whom have a cigarette in their hands.  And all I can hear anyone saying is................  ‘Can I have some chips, can I have a burger, can I have some ice cream, can I have some candy floss.’  Etc, etc, etc,  It’s 3.30pm in the afternoon for goodness sake.

And all I’m hearing is; ‘Can I, can I, can I???’

What has happened to our society?

Why do we no longer eat meals for breakfast, lunch & dinner.  (Or even breakfast, dinner & tea which was what happened when I was a child?!)

Everyone just seems to graze on ‘snack foods’ these days which I’m sure is why all these ‘fat kids in Blackpool’ are FAT??!!

................And they’re all waiting at the tram stops to get on a tram to take them less than half a mile down the road to MacDonalds  OK I don't actually know where they're going but I have seen a lot of them get off at the MacDonalds stop?!!

....................And seriously ..............................How do all these fish & chip shops survive?  How on earth do they make any money when they’re advertising ‘fish & chips for £2.99’??? And a lot of them are saying that kids can eat for free???

First impressions – Blackpool seems like the ‘tackiest place in the world’?!

But ho, hum, let’s not be too hasty.

Sometimes, ‘first impressions’ aren’t correct??!!

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