Thursday, 19 December 2013

Christmas Sweaters

Apparently we now have a 'Christmas Sweater Day'??!!

'Christmas Sweater Day' was Friday 13th December 2013.  That was the day that everyone had to wear their 'Christmas sweaters'.

Well, I don't have a Christmas sweater and I didn't know it was 'Christmas sweater day' until two days after the event. Who on earth thinks up these 'themed days'??  Guess I'd better do a bit of googling?

When I was a child in the 1960's we had 'Christmas day', 'Easter day' & 'Mother's day'.  THAT WAS IT and those days were really special.

These days we've got so many 'special days' that we probably haven't got enough days in the year to accommodate them all.  If I had the time, or the inclination, I would actually do a bit of research to see how many 'special' days out of 365 we have??!!  Where do they all come from?  Who makes them up?  And how do they become a 'national event'?  Who decided that Friday 13th December 2013 was going to be 'Christmas sweater day'??????

All this materialistic hype drives me mad.

Why do we need a 'Christmas sweater day'?  If people want to wear a Christmas sweater in the run up to Christmas then that's fine.  It's their choice. Do we really need a specified day that everyone wears their Christmas sweaters? 

Personally, if I had a Christmas sweater, (which I don't) I would probably only wear it on Christmas Day.  OK, I would probably wear it on 'Christmas Sweater Day' as well.

And it would seem that 'Christmas Sweater Day' is now going to become an annual event.  How stupid?!

...............And for that reason, I am going out tomorrow to buy 'CHRISTMAS SWEATERS' for all of my family.  I'm hoping that I can buy 10 Christmas sweaters for £100.  The sales are on and I love Tesco, Sainsburys, Asda, Matalan, New Look & Peacocks.

I don't really agree with all this 'Christmas Sweater Day' stuff...................  But it seems like it's here to stay.........................

Roll on 'Christmas Sweater Day 2014' because all my family will have Christmas sweaters!!!

............And if I can manage to buy everyone Christmas Sweaters this year (at £10 or less) before all the hype really takes off, we can all just wear the same Christmas sweater every year forever more.  LOL!



Tuesday, 17 December 2013

Spring Clean

So what constitutes a 'spring clean'?

I clean two holiday let properties for my neighbours.  Both of the properties are only let out for 15 - 20 weeks a year.  They are both 2 bed-room, 1 bathroom & a living room/kitchen.  Not exactly a mansion then?!  Oh and they also have a large balcony that requires sweeping?!!

I get £40 per property for cleaning these.

Bearing in mind that the maximum amount of time that I can spend in these two properties is 5 hours (changeover is 10 - 3); that equates to £80 for a maximum of 5 hours work.

I am a very conscious cleaner (I know cleaners who will do 5 properties in one 5hr slot).  Wish I was so conscious about my own house. 

I will freely admit that I am not a very good cleaner.......................  But I do know what standards holiday makers expect.  And fortunately I've never had any complaints about the properties that I clean.

However, today, I have just heard that the letting agents are going to send out letters in the New Year to all holiday home owners saying that a 'spring clean' will be done on their property unless they reply and say that they don't want this???  They're obviously working on the assumption that owners won't reply so they can then tell cleaners to do this???

..............And they charge the holiday let owners 3 x a clean for a spring clean?

I just think that is absolutely ridiculous??!! 

A holiday let property has to be in tip top condition whether the visitors are here at the start of the season or out of season.  So just what is involved in a 'spring clean'????

What on earth could I clean that would justify charging £120 for a two bedroomed house????

I make a lot of money from cleaning my neighbours properties - but I really don't want to rip them off
.................  And charging £120 for a 'spring clean'.................... that's just ridiculous!!!

Rant, rant, rant.........................  I am a middle aged ranting spinster!!!!!

Saturday, 7 December 2013

Binge drinking middle aged women

It's Saturday night.

I am a 'ranting middle aged woman who drinks far too much'.............

But actually....................  compared to a lot of 'middle aged' people................ I don't drink enough???

On 'Facebook' tonight, I have just read a post from one of my friends that said, 'Been drinking for 7 hours - not up to my usual 12 hour standard?' 

And lets just remember............. we are middle aged ladies here???

.................But why on earth would anyone want to drink for 12 hours?????

I drink a lot.  I do not hide how much I drink.  I will freely admit that I drink way more than the government recommended weekly allowance. 

.........................But is it enough to impact on my life??  ...................I don't know??!!

Tonight I've been in 'domestic goddess' mode;  I've made fish pie and chicken & mushroom pie.  I've done a load of online Christmas shopping - in fact all I have to do now is go to a couple of shops to buy gift vouchers for my niece & nephew.

How super organised am I????

However during my 'online shopping' tonight I have to admit to having a couple of glasses of wine??!!

...............And now I've finished I'll be having a lot more??!!

.................So am I a 'binge drinking middle aged woman'?????

I don't know??

I don't go on '12 hour drinking binges' like my very lovely Facebook friend.  But there again my very lovely 'FB' friend holds down a very responsible job.

Perhaps she's a 'functioning alcoholic'???................

I sometimes wonder whether I am???

I watched the 'Tonight' programme on TV last week about 'middle class' drinkers.  I think I am one!  Certainly, I could identify with the two ladies that were featured on the programme.

Sometimes in the middle of the night I wake up and worry about how much I am drinking.  I lie awake and tell myself that I am alcohol dependent and I will only drink when I am out & about with friends. 

The trouble is.................. my love of wine doesn't seem to be affecting the way I live my life.  OK I know it must be - but I think I'm in denial?!

I've been onto loads of websites to check out if my wine consumption is impacting on my life.  When I key in the number of units a week I'm drinking (and I'm very honest), the message pops up that I'm drinking too much.  However when I answer all the other questions, my answers seem to cancel out my 'massive unit intake?!'

I've never, ever, taken time off work because of drinking, I don't get aggressive after a drink, I've not had any accidents or ended up in A&E because of alcohol, I don't sleep with strangers or wake up somewhere wondering how on earth I've got there, if I have stuff to do in the evenings I don't think that I can't do it because I want to drink, if I'm out in the car I don't even have one drink (I'm happy to drink diet coke), I consciously didn't drink for the whole of January this year (just to see if I could go for a whole month without a drink) and didn't feel any different at all.

.........................So am I a 'binge drinking middle aged woman'?!

Yes I probably am.

.......................Am I drinking more than the government recommended guidelines?

Definitely.

.......................Do I want to change my lifestyle?

I'm not sure!!

Life is not a dress rehearsal........................... And maybe it's better to die young and enjoy life than spend your whole life doing stuff you don't want to.................. just in an effort to prolong it???







Wednesday, 4 December 2013

Coronation Street - Another unrealistic soap

So tonight it was Carla and Peter's wedding.  And they got married.

....................But there were lots of 'suggestive glances' between Peter & Tina, so we can only summarise that things for Carla & Peter will not run smoothly and they will not live happily ever after and does anyone care?

Honestly, just who is writing these soap operas these days???

Yes, I can believe that Peter is having doubts, yes I can believe that Tina is pursuing him, yes I can believe that Carla turned up because she thought that he might have a drink, yes I can believe that Carla got drunk at the wedding.............................

But everything else is just like a whole string of co-incidents??????

Soooooooooo Tina just happened to turn up at Peter's flat before he had a drink?

And Carla just happened to turn up before Peter & Tina did whatever??????????????

.......................And actually.................. I can't  be bothered to write anymore because the whole story line is just soooooooooooo unbelievable it's ridiculous.

OK................ it does have the potential to be true...................... but real life does not happen like that.

In real life..........................

Tina would have shagged Peter, Peter would have gone through with the wedding, Wedding would have lasted a few months. Obviously because Peter & Tina live on the same street furtive glances would have been exchanged.

I think I have the potential to be a soap opera script writer???!!!

Back in soap land now.......................

.................. And 9 months down the line Tina would be on the 'Jeremy Kyle' Show requesting a DNA test because she is 100% sure that Peter is the father??  And she is madly in love with Peter.............. & Carla is totally unaware of all this.

And then the DNA test reveals that Tommy is the father............................

..............But then Carla finds out that Peter slept with Tina on the night before their wedding............... so then they have to go on the Jeremy Kyle show to do a lie detector test....................

....................And actually does anyone care what the outcome is???????????????

I think the Hayley/Roy storyline is far more believable. 

...............OK perhaps not more believable (but only because I don't know anyone like Roy & Hayley), but Corrie is tackling a very difficult subject in a very sensitive way.

Thanks script writers.

Sunday, 1 December 2013

Charities

I'm getting really irate with the number of charities that are sending out promotional rubbish in an effort to entice money out of us.

In the past couple of weeks I have received pens, address labels, coasters and cards.  And just yesterday I received a, 'Thank you CD', which actually had on the front of it, 'This cost 16p to produce'.

Needless to say, I didn't listen to my, '16p thank you CD'.  The pens, address labels, coasters & cards are all absolute crap!!!!  They go straight in the bin as soon as I get them.

The pens are all scratchy & horrible,  the address labels are something that might have been quite useful in the 1970's - but who uses sticky address labels these days?, the coasters................ well the coasters are beyond even commenting on..................... and the cards?!  Well you could get much nicer ones in Tesco for £1??!!

So why are charities sending out all this promotional rubbish that no-one wants?

Have they actually done any research to see if anyone wants their crap?

I haven't got a clue how many of these 'marketing' letters that charities send out - but even if it's just 1000 at 16p per CD that's £160 and that's not taking into account the cost of the postage and paper.

It's ludicrous!!!!

Why do they do it?

Does the lure of a free pen or a sticky address label really entice anyone to sign up and donate
millions to a charity???

Sadly I think not??!!

Tuesday, 26 November 2013

Eastenders - how unrealistic??!!

OK, so one of my most favourite TV programmes is 'Eastenders.'  I am a 'soap' queen.  Or was??!!

Tonight's episode was the most unrealistic of any 'soap dramas' that I have ever seen...............

Alfie & Roxy's wedding was a joke - I might even have to stop watching!!!

This is the storyline:

Ex shows up at wedding.

Bride gets jilted (after getting married).

Groom goes chasing after ex.

Groom hi-jacks a motor bike (& abandons the motorbike right outside the departures door at the airport as if airport security would let anyone do that?)

Bride gets drunk - OK that's probably the only realistic scene in the whole episode?!

Biana says - 'You've got family'.

Kat says - 'Say goodbye to Alfie for me'

Cue scene -  where we see Kat & kid, dragging a teddy along, just about to get on plane.

Since when did Kat & Biana become best mates???

Next thing we know, there is a screeching of motorbike tyres, Alfie runs into the airport, conveniently bumps into Biana and asks if she has any cash???

Well, Biana doesn't normally have enough cash for a tin of beans, so how all of a sudden she has enough money to pay for a ticket to Ibiza is a bit of a mystery???

So Alfie purchases a ticket, runs onto the runway and up the steps to the aeroplane where the door is closed so he bangs on it and miraculously the staff open it.  Would that really happen??

Alfie then walks through the aeroplane until he finds Kat who amazingly has 3 whole seats for her & Tommy.

For Gods sake - the plane is just about to take off?!  Would he really be allowed to do this???

Kat says - 'I'm moving on. I can't believe you've done this'.  Neither can the rest of us.

Cue - Alfie being thrown off the plane.

This must be the most unbelievable episode of East Enders ever??!!!

And the last scene we saw, was Kat running after Alfie.  No surprise there then,; it is a soap opera after all.  Planes have to fly to tight schedules so can't believe that a door that was previously shut was then allowed to stay open  indefinitely??

And Kats last words before we got the East Enders cliff hanging music?! ......................

.................'And you're my man in the moon'.

Throw me the sick bucket now................................

...........................And note to East Enders script writers................. Please can we return to reality???



Sunday, 24 November 2013

Stalkers!

20 or 30 years ago I don't think 'stalkers' had been invented?!

OK - there may have been people that were obsessed with other people but I don't think 'stalker' was a word that many people would have been familiar with?!

Today 'stalker' is a word that is branded around all over.

Anyone who shows the slightest bit of interest in us............... is a 'stalker'.

We get chatted up too much - we're being stalked.
Somebody tells us we look gorgeous - we're being stalked.
Too many phone calls - and we're being stalked.
Too many comments on our Facebook page - and we're being stalked.

And all of a sudden we're a 'victim' because we have been stalked and are now traumatised??!!

Get a life people:

If you're being 'stalked' on a social media site delete your account and just connect with people in the real world.

But will you silly people do that??? 

I suspect not??!!

No?! - you want to send messages to your 'stalkers', or 'friends of your stalkers,' in an effort to connect with them and tell them to leave you alone.  Why would you want to do this??

As far as I am concerned................  If you're being stalked.................... don't have any contact with the stalkers.

Just ignore them.  Why on earth would you want to partake in a dialogue with the idiots???

And yet every day when we open the newspaper we read stories about 'victims' that have been traumatised via a social networking site.

Just leave the site, delete your account.......................

...............And don't post stuff online.  Grrrrrrrrr....................

Tuesday, 19 November 2013

Wages in the South West

OK; so I'm not sure whether this is going to be a 'rant' or a 'moan' or just a general whinge???

OK - it's probably going to be a 'rant'???

Wages in the South West are one of the lowest in the country.  House prices in the SW are one of the highest in the country.

Most people who work in the SW do so in the tourism industry and get paid the minimum wage.

Although, over the last few years, the tourism season has expanded, so the seasonal workers have more work, and therefore get more pay; they still have absolutely no chance of getting onto the property ladder.

Think I might have to have a rant about SW people buying their homes at a later date.

Anyway, what has inspired me to write this blip is this:

One of the young boys who I work with, turned 17 the other week.  He's just gone off to college to do some sort of an art course.   He's dyslexic (so his academic qualifications weren't that good) but because his art work was so good he was allowed on the course (with the proviso that he was monitored).  The pictures of his art work, that he posts on Facebook, are absolutely fantastic.

However, this young boy, who is a fantastic artist, is not getting anywhere near as much support as he would if he lived 'upcountry'???  Wages are ridiculously low in the SW, so even though his father is self employed (& his mother is working every hour under the sun), they've still got a mortgage to pay, & still have other kids to support.

He turned 17 years old the other week and for his birthday his parents bought him some 'brushes' which cost £40.  He was ecstatic about this.  Painting is his passion.

I'm 54 years old and yet when I came into work, that was the first thing that he told me.  'My mum & dad bought me £40 worth of brushes for my birthday'?

I'm not a millionaire, but I'd actually just love to give him £100.  He is just soooo talented and I know he'll go far as an artist.

Obviously I cannot just give him £100.

That would totally undermine what his parents are trying to do for him.

It just makes me so mad though.......................

I have 2 nephews and a niece, all of which, have absolutely no idea 'how the other half live'.

I love my nephews & niece to bits but I have no idea if any of them have any talents or passions that they are likely to pursue.

And what makes me really mad; is this poor kid (who is exceptionally talented) is really having to fund all of his dream himself.  He's worked 6 days a week throughout the summer holidays and now he's working all day Sat & 3 hours on a Sun.

..............And I know if any of my nephews or niece wanted to do a college course, my sister and her husband, would just buy them all the equipment they needed before they went.  The kids would just expect them to do it, and the parents would just assume that was what they had to do.

Life for children is not fair and it never, ever will be.

On my niece's Christmas list is a laptop & guitar???  ...................And she'll probably get them!!!

OK so this rant seems to have changed into a rant about what children expect.

My little 17 year old colleague will go far.  He's got a passion, an ambition, a focus, and a determination to achieve his dream.  He may not have money, but he's working towards what he wants, and because 'mummy & daddy' aren't funding it, I'm sure he'll go far.

Good luck my lovely little colleague. xx









Friday, 15 November 2013

Children in Need

Tonight it is 'Children in Need' night.

I have absolutely nothing against 'Children in Need'.  I think it is a very worthwhile cause and I hope a lot of money will be raised tonight.

My rant is and I'm a ranting middle aged spinster so obviously rant is what I do why do we have to have c*** on all the TV channels that aren't doing 'Children in Need'???

I'm more than happy for BBC1 to have 'Children in Need' stuff on that channel all night.  It's a fundraiser night and I really hope they raise loads of money.  It is such a good cause.  I can even live without 'East Ender's for one night??!!

However, why have ITV gone into 'football' mode?????

I've been really busy all day and was really looking forward to an evening in front of trashy TV.  I knew that BBC1 would be taken up with 'Children in Need' stuff and I'm happy about that.

What I am not happy about is; ITV showing football all night.  Who wants to watch football except for a load of beer drinking men??  What's happened to the normal 2 episodes of Corrie that we normally get on a Friday night?????

.......................Soooooo, I've poured myself a very large glass of white wine and am faffing around on the computer??!!

My life would be so much more healthy, if I just sat in front of the telly, watching soaps and doing my knitting???!!!!

.................That is what 'middle aged ranting women' should be doing??!! LOL!

Cleaning holiday lets - Take 2

OK; so today I am going to have another rant about holiday makers who rent holiday properties.  As I said in a previous post; I clean 2 of my neighbouring properties which are rented to holiday makers.  Normally by the end of the October half term week, they remain empty for months.

Not so this year?!!

For some reason a couple of men decided to rent No. 2. 

I don't like to be judgemental but when I've walked past the house at night, and the lights have been on and the blinds not closed, I couldn't help but look in?! 

.........................OK I'm nosey!!!!!

However, if you saw two men sitting on a sofa at 10pm (when there are other chairs that one of them could be sitting on) you would think they were gay.................................  wouldn't you?????

To be honest, I couldn't care less whether they're gay, straight, bisexual or whatever?!

..............But because for some reason, I assumed they were gay; I also assumed that they would have slept in the same bed, so I would only have one set of bed linen to wash,  I assumed they would be clean & tidy gays are normally very clean and tidy so I didn't think I'd have too much to do.

I don't think they were gay??!!

Both beds had been slept in, they had left a load of crockery/cutlery on the draining board which I had to rewash because it was filthy, they'd obviously been cold because the thick blankets that are provided for extra warmth, were on the beds.  No cuddling up together then???

Actually, I think I'm probably wittering on a bit too much now.  The place was a mess but it actually wasn't any more of a mess than it would have been in the summer with mum, dad & 2.4 kids.

I think I'm just ranting because I wrongly made an assumption about two men that I only ever saw through a window??!!

That'll teach me to be nosey!!!!!!!

It took me hours to clean today but I guess I shouldn't complain.  Cleaning in this town is extremely well paid.

.....................Actually, it didn't take me hours to clean - It took me 2 hours - And for that I get £40.  Doesn't take a genius to work out that's £20 an hour??!!  That's a lot of money for not a lot of work???

No doubt I'll be doing more 'cleaning' rants at a later date.

Thursday, 14 November 2013

Scottie dogs/Westie dogs - Shortbread??

 
This is a photograph of a box of very yummy shortbread which was bought at Sainsbury's.
 
It's called 'Scottie Dog Shortbread'.
 
Since when was a 'Scottie dog white?'  Since when did a 'Scottie dog look like a nice cute cuddly teddy bear?'  Westies look like nice cuddly teddies, Scotties do not. 
 
Scottie dogs have more square features.  Westies are like cuddly teddies.
 
However, once opened, the 'white' Scottie box of shortbread actually looked like 'Scottie' dog biscuits inside.
 
It annoys me though - it makes me 'rant'??!!
 
The 'Scottie dog' white biscuit tin is obviously designed for Christmas. Shoppers see cute white (thinking of snow & winter & Christmas) dog shaped tin and think 'whoopee doo' - lets just buy that.
 
The shortbread is lovely and the shape of the biscuits look like 'Scottie dogs'.
 
It just makes me so mad that the tin is 'Westie' shaped??!!
 
Scottie dogs and Westie dogs are NOT the same.
 
Perhaps I will lodge an 'official' complaint with Sainbury's'??
 
................Or perhaps I won't - because who cares?????????

Wednesday, 13 November 2013

Another Facebook Rant

Think I'm going to have another FB rant!

I have an iphone because I am a very 'hi tec' 50 something lady!!!

The problem with an iphone is; I feel the need to keep looking at it to see if anything interesting is happening.  One of the things I keep looking at is Facebook.

I'm not sure how many 'friends' I have on FB?  Just over 100 I think, but they are all people I know in real life and I have absolutely no desire to make any 'virtual' friends.

I never, ever, post anything on FB that I wouldn't want the whole world to see.  I am very conscious of the fact that the minute anything goes on the internet it can be copied and pasted and sent around the world in a second.

What annoys amazes me about FB is the amount of rubbish that people put on there.  Do I care if one of my friends is waiting for the kettle to boil???  I do not!

My life is pretty boring!  Actually I like my life but if I were to put my day to day activities on FB it would probably be something like this:

Me in the shower.
Me walking the dog.
Me at work.
Me walking the dog.
Me shopping in Tesco's.
Me watching soaps on TV.

Why on earth would anyone be interested in that and need a running commentary of it on FB?

The point I'm getting to is; I have a friend on FB who drives me mad, because she records every single little detail of her life on FB.

I feel I need to add here, that this is someone who I have known for more than 10 years, but she isn't actually a friend in the true sense of the word. I have been out with her on a few occasions but I wouldn't exactly call her my best buddy in real life. We work in close contact and I probably speak to her a few times a week.

Every single time I look at FB, there's a new comment or photo.  I don't want to see what she had for breakfast, I don't care what she's watching on TV, I don't want to know that she's in a bad mood/good mood/having a bad hair day, I don't want to see photos of trival things!  It's driving me mad!!!!  She posts cryptic stuff like, 'One of my so called friends has really pissed me off'.  That just makes all her friends (obviously not me) comment, 'Hope I've not done anything to annoy you'.

People have said to me, 'Why don't you just defriend her?'

Well, the reason why I don't defriend her is because she actually checks how many friends she has and comments when she loses one. 

If she is watching 'Strictly' or 'X Factor' or 'BGT' she tends to post a running commentary for the whole of that show.  Some of her friends obviously get annoyed and 'defriend' her.  .................And then she comments that her number of friends has gone down.

Personally I find that very sad.  If someone is looking on FB every 2 secs to see how many friends they have; then they obviously haven't got that many in real life?!

So I won't 'defriend' her, as I actually think she's quite a sad, lonely, person who needs all the friends she can get.

.............But I never comment on her posts.

And I'll continue to be annoyed about her clogging up all my 'news feed' on FB with her trivia.

PS - 'Proper friends' have told me I can remain her FB friend but 'hide' her???!!!  I may be a very techie 50+ lady with an iphone but I don't know how to do that!!!!!!

Tuesday, 12 November 2013

Picking up a prescription

OK so picking up a prescription should not really be a difficult thing to do..........

............Go to the prescription counter, pick up prescription, pay, off we go, toodle pip!

Oh if only life were that easy???

I had cancer two and a half years ago so now I am on 'anti cancer' drugs for 5 years.  I have to go and pick these up every 3 months.  (Oh and while I'm on the subject of prescription drugs I may well have a rant about this at a later date - ie, people in Scotland do not have to pay for prescriptions so why do the people in England?)

Anyway my gripe isn't with the cost of prescription drugs............. It's with the inaccessibility of being able to pick them up!

Today, I finished work at 1.30pm and I had loads of stuff to do so I thought I'd just drive down to the surgery on my way home, run in quickly, and pick up my prescription.

Could I do this?  I could not!

All the lights were on in the prescription shop.  There were people in the prescription shop.  But would the door open?  It would not!

I rattled the door and a snooty member of staff yelled through the door, 'We're closed for lunch'.

So I yelled back, 'When do you re-open?'  And she said 2pm.

I had absolutely no idea that a doctors surgery's, where one picks up a prescription, actually closes for an hour for lunch???  How antiquated is that????  It's 2013 - Surely picking up a prescription for a serious illness is something that one should be able to do during normal working hours.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........................  It makes me mad!!!!!



Sunday, 10 November 2013

Tesco's - 4th rant

For those of you who have been following my 'rants' you will know that I HATE Tesco's??!!

I only shop at Tesco's because there is no other supermarket nearby.

Anyway this is my 4th Tesco RANT.  And RANT I am going to do.

Went to Tesco - Bought 3 trashy magazines, bread & milk, and 2 bottles of wines well it would have been rude not to!!!

Went to the check out for hand baskets.  One person in the queue in front of me.  That's fine - I can cope with one person in front of me in the queue.  I was quite happy to wait until the person in front of me had been served.  After all the max no. of items one can take through the hand held baskets check out is 10.

.............And actually the person in front of me only had a pizza!  One pizza?!  I was more than happy to wait in the queue while 'Mrs One Pizza' was served.

Would Tesco staff let me do that?  They would not.

The conversation went a bit like this:

Tesco employee - 'Would you like to come over to the self service tills?'

Me - 'No - I hate them. I don't know how to use them'.

Tesco employee - 'I'll put your shopping through for you'.

So over to the self service till I went, even though I didn't want to.  Handed my basket to Tesco Employee.

I had my own bag because I am a very 'environmentally aware' shopper.

So Tesco employee put my shopping through the self service scanner and I tried to put it in my shopping bag but apparently I can't just hold my shopping bag.  My shopping bag was not in the 'bagging area'.  So I put it in the 'bagging area' but there must have been some sort of problem because a strange automated voice kept saying, 'blockage in the bagging area, blockage in the bagging area'.  Tesco employee took my bag off me, put it in the 'bagging area', re-scanned my pint of milk, loaf of bread, trashy magazines and 2 bottles of wine........................  And then spent 5 mins showing me where to put my money and clubcard??!!

Meanwhile 'Mrs One Pizza' had left hours ago OK slight exaggeration & two other people had gone through the hand held basket till. 

I'm furious!!!!! 

I HATE self service tills.  I don't want to use them and it annoys me that supermarkets don't want to offer a 'real live service'.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........................  I'm sure I'll be ranting more about Tesco's!!!!


Friday, 1 November 2013

Jimmy Saville

I am getting so fed up with the number of 'celebrities' that are being charged with sex offences dating back to the 60's 70's 80's.  Sitting here watching the news and yet another one has been charged with some form of sexual assault from years ago.

Just what is the point of all this???  Especially if they're dead??!!

Perhaps I'm in the minority.  Actually, I'm sure I'm in the minority - But is stuff that happened 40 years ago really that relevant?  Shit happens.  Move on!

When I was 13 years old I was kissed by Jimmy Saville.  I was doing a sponsored walk and he was opening it and he just happened to be standing next to me.  I have a photo of me & Jimmy together.  Think it's in the loft somewhere.  I really must look it out, as I was the spottiest teenager ever, and Jimmy, as always, had a cigar in his mouth.

Anyway the press were there taking photos for the local paper and Jimmy Saville just turned and kissed me.  Not a peck on the cheek.  This was a full blown 'tongue down the throat' job!  It was horrible.  I was only 13 years old and he stuck his tongue down my throat in full view of everyone (though I doubt if anyone actually realised what was going on?!).

At the time I remember thinking that it was horrible and he absolutely stank of cigar smoke.

Did I report him to anyone?  Of course I didn't.  Why would I?  I didn't particularly like what he'd done but he was mega famous, even in the 70's, and and the whole experience only lasted a couple of seconds - hardly enough to traumatise me for life!!!  And also he was a 'grown-up' and in the 70's there was no such thing as children's rights, etc. etc.

I know that if I'd gone home and said to my parents that Jimmy Saville had stuck his tongue down my throat my parents would have said something like, 'You'll never have to see him again'.  They certainly wouldn't have reported him to the police.  It would just be something that was swept under the carpet and never talked about again.  In the 1970's a lot of stuff wasn't 'talked about'.

So....................  for the last 40 years, even though I didn't like the way Jimmy Saville kissed me - I've been boasting about it??!!

.................It's been my claim to fame!  I was kissed my Jimmy Saville!!!!!!!

Probably if I went to the police now and reported it, and said I'd been traumatised for the last 40 years, and that the fact that Jimmy Saville stuck his tongue down my throat has affected how I've lived my life.....................  Maybe I'd get a huge compensation payout??!!

....................Or perhaps I should just continue living my life as a contented, well adjusted, ranting middle aged woman, happy person, who believes that stuff that happened in the past is just that .................... stuff that happened in the past.

What's happened in the past has created us into the people that we are today.  Nobody can change the past.

Everyone has the opportunity to create what they would like to be in the future!!!

Thursday, 31 October 2013

Finding a man!

OK so I'm not sure that this is going to be a 'rant' blog 'cos actually I don't have anything to rant about.  I think it may just be a confused.com blog??!!

Two years ago my friend's husband walked out on her leaving her alone with 2 young kids (7 & 9 I think they were).  My friend hadn't worked for years and all of a sudden she was thrown into a world of:

No financial support.
No emotional support.
No idea how to live her life independently.

.................All she knew was............................. she had to provide for her kids ........................... or else end up on the Jeremy Kyle Show?!!

Two years later, she's in a new relationship.

OK - I'm not going to rant!!!!!  Well I might a little bit!

I really do not understand how women manage to do this??!!

I'm attractive, intelligent, don't have nearly as much baggage as most people my age, and yet I'm still single.

Don't get me wrong - I like being single.  ........................But that's not the point?!

How is it that all these women who apparently are distraught at the end of their relationships, (have zillions of kids in tow )  OK slight exaggeration  manage to find a new man that will pander to their every whim and within a few months their status on FB has changed to 'in a relationship'????

My friend has been ' in a relationship' for a few months.  To me a few months is not really that long.

To my friend -  it's long enough to introduce him to her kids, long enough to go on holiday with him, long enough to start including him in her long term plans????

Maybe I'm just cynical???

And maybe that's why I haven't got a man???

This is something I've thought about long & hard.  If I knew what I wanted from a man I'd just write a list and sign up to a dating agency.  I'm sure that's what loads of people do.  I know that if I really wanted to find a man I could.  All I'd have to do is key in the qualities that I was looking for and 'hey presto' I'd probably have at least 10 dates next week.

Unfortunately I still believe in charisma ..................... and there lies the problem???

.................And that's probably why I'm still single ............................... and loving it.  LOL!!!

Tuesday, 29 October 2013

Tesco's - 3rd rant

Anyone who has been following my blog from the beginning will know that I don't like Tesco's.  I only shop in Tesco's because it is the only large supermarket in my town.

I could 'rant' forever about the things that I don't like about Tesco's.

Today I am not going to RANT!

Today I am actually going to praise Tesco's.

OK before I praise Tesco's I do need to have a little rant!

Today I went to Tesco Xtra.  To be honest I quite like Tesco Xtra.  I like looking at the clothes & shoes and I like having a browse around all the other stuff they have.  Tesco Xtra is like going to a big department store.  We're a bit sad down here in the SW!

Today the clothes & shoe departments were having a bit of a revamp.  They were all sectioned off so I couldn't get to them.  The only clothes I could look at were underwear & night ware and lets face it - we all go to M&S for those items!

Rant over.................

Today I am really pleased with my shopping from Tesco.  My final bill came to £68.19.  I never buy stuff just because I've got vouchers or things are on special offer.  I am a very organised person and only buy what is on my list.

However today I got £1 off for buying two for one brie spread (that is very yummy so I wanted that anyway), I got 15% of 3 bottles of wine (definitely wanted that), I had a coupon because last time I shopped my shopping would have been £2.08 cheaper elsewhere and I had a £5 off if you spend more than £40 coupon.

So my £68.19 bill ended up being £54.95.

Well done Tesco's.

Today I love you.

Monday, 28 October 2013

Dentists

I HATE dentists!

I'm not actually sure why I hate dentists - but I do.

I don't think I've ever had a particularly bad experience at the dentists but they come under the 'umbrella' of 'doctors & hospitals & things which are outwith my control'.

Anyway today I had to go to the dentist.  I only go to the dentist once every six months.  Keep reading; apparently that's going to change.

The last time I went to the dentist was in May.  When my whole world fell apart.  My dentist told me he was retiring due to ill health.

Even though I hate dentists I had, in my late 40's, found a dentist that I trusted, he was gentle, he didn't patronise me, he cleaned the plaque off my teeth and said that although I had really bad plaque (every dentist who I've ever seen has told me that) he said that my gums were healthy.

I loved my dentist!  OK that's probably a slight exaggeration but how often do you find a fabulous dentist.  And he only charged me £18 for my check up & clean every 6 months.

Today I knew I would be seeing a new dentist.

My 10am appointment went like this:

Arrived at 9.55am - Very lovely receptionist was not behind the desk (OK, she'd said she might leave when very lovely dentist left). 

Foreign receptionist (OK don't want to be accused of being racist) said 'How can I help?'  I said, 'I've got an appointment at 10am'.

Receptionist - 'Take a seat'.

Never in the whole of the time I have been going to that dentists has there been any more than one person waiting.  Today there were four!!!

I could rant forever about the waiting procedure - but I won't.  This rant is about the dentist;

Eventually got to see him.  Haven't a clue what is name is because he didn't bother to introduce himself. Obviously thinks he is GOD and everyone knows who he is??!!  Checked my name & address, and spent a few mins keying something into his computer????

Then he asked me, 'How often do you brush and do you floss?'  More keying stuff into his computer ensured.  I really just felt like saying - 'You've got all my notes in front of you, all I want is a check up, just get on with it.'

Anyway, eventually he did get on with it.  And he inspected my teeth.

New dentist - 'You've only had check ups for the last few years?'

Me - 'Yes'

New dentist - 'You had fillings when you were younger?'

Me - 'Yes'  (When I was a teenager).  I'm 54 now!!!!

New dentist - 'Your teeth seem fine but you've got a really bad problem with plaque'.

Me - 'I know'

Horrible new dentist cleaned my teeth and got rid of all the plaque.  And he hurt me in the process!

New dentist - 'You need to come back in 3 months time to have your plaque cleaned off.  You have gum disease and could end up with false teeth.  What were your parents teeth like?'

Me - 'I don't know'.

New dentist - 'Did they have false teeth?'

Me - 'No'

Who cares????  Why is he trying to stick me into a 'category',???

And then to make matters worse - once he'd cleaned my teeth he handed me a mirror and made me look in it to see how clean & shiny my teeth were.  I DO NOT want to watch the 'dental procedure'.

And then.............. the 'patronising git (sorry dentist)' showed me a model of teeth with plaque on them.

New dentist said, 'It's my duty as a dentist to tell you that you have gum disease'.

Me - 'The last dentist said I had really bad plaque but he said that my gums were OK.'

New dentist - 'Make another appointment for 3 months time'.

So I've made another appointment for 3 months time.

Can't imagine I'll be going to the dentist ever again!!!!!!!!



Thursday, 24 October 2013

Facebook

Today I am going to rant about Facebook.

Haven't got a clue how many people actually have a FB account but I guess I could just 'google' it and find out if I really wanted to.  I don't want to because I don't actually care.

I've had a FB account for years.

At first I signed up under my dogs name....................... because I was a bit paranoid that 'mad stalkers' would be looking for me and would be able to track me down.  After about 3 years I decided that I was being a bit silly and changed my FB account into my own name.

I have an iphone.  I am a very 'high tec' middle aged lady.

I have FB on my phone and unfortunately I feel the need to look at FB every time I look at my phone.

It drives me mad - but I still do it.

I'm really not interested if any of my friends are 'waiting for the kettle to boil'.  Who cares?  Am I bothered?

Well obviously I must be bothered because I keep looking at FB.  It's almost like I'm scared that if I don't keep checking FB I might miss out on something.  ...................I admit I like to keep up with all the gossip.

But honestly FB drives me mad.

Why do we all have to post every single little detail of our life on a social networking site for the whole world to see? 

I have a theory about FB.  My theory is:

The people who post the most stuff have the least going on in their life.  If you are really fulfilled in life, are enjoying life and are doing things that occupy you and that you're interested in.................. then surely you don't have time to post stuff on FB?

However, as 'Jeremy Kyle' says, 'there's two sides to every story'.........................

I'm a middle aged lady who finds new technology confusing.  Kids that were born from about the mid 90's don't actually know what it was like to live without technology.

Recently my 13 year old niece was upset because two of her so called best friends had posted photos on FB showing what a great time they were having and she hadn't been invited.  My sister said to my niece, 'If theyd been having such a good time they would have been really engrossed in what they were doing and wouldn't have had the time to post photos on FB'.

Good answer - but unfortunately anyone over 40, certainly anyone over 50, and probably anyone over 30 is way behind the times??!!

FB is these kids lives.  That is what they do.  They don't talk to each other - they just communicate via social networking sites.  So posting a few photos on FB is what they were engrossed in.

All very difficult for us oldies to understand isn't it?????

...........And I've just 'copied' the blurb below from one of my friends FB posts.  Hilarious but so true?!

Well................. for those of us at a certain age?????

I am not a fan of facebook as it seems to be a platform for making me feel shit about my life. I am sure everyone lies about their wonderful lives on it. So, here is my interpretation of what is really being said on Facebook…..

Wow..suitcase packed off on our lovely hols with my amazing husband and wonderful children
...
( I am shattered from being up all night packing for these lazy bastards….I want to drink wine already and its only 4am and we are not even at the airport yet)

Just cooked a lovely tea ( insert picture), can’t wait to snuggle down with my man and eat it!
(hope he chokes on it…and I didn’t cook it at all, I warmed it up then put it on a plate so you will all think I am a domestic goddess)

Had the most amazing night with my lovely friends…
( spent most of the night providing shoulder to cry on for recently dumped friend, trying to stop desperate friend shagging inappropriate man, holding hair for ‘shots all night’ friend while she vomits up £40 worth of booze…..never again.)

Just had a lovely bath complete with candles!!
( had to wash as covered in horse shit and electricity ran out so was forced to use a candle.)

Enjoyed a lovely long walk with the dogs today!
( because the f*ckers ran off and it took me 5 miles to catch them.)

Had a lovely day with all the family today!
( what was lovely about it was when they went home)

Am off to see a lovely friend of mine I have not seen since school!
( hope she is fatter and looks older than me)

Spent a lovely afternoon making cakes with the kids!
( will now have to spend the rest of the week cleaning cake batter off the ceiling the fecking animals)

Can’t wait to hit the shops with my daughters today! Girlie shopping!
( goodbye salary hello strops and arguments – just kill me now)

Going to have a lovely relaxing early night!
( have to get to bed and asleep pronto, hubby feeling fruity, am not in mood so instigating avoidance tactics)
 
Will I delete my FB account?  Of course I won't - I'm far too scared I'll miss out on some important gossip.
 
Actually I don't know how to close down my FB account even if I wanted to.  And come to think of it there's a couple of people I'd like to 'defriend' (see I know all the jargon).  How do I do that...........................

Wednesday, 23 October 2013

Inconsiderate Car Parkers

I am furious.  I cannot tell you how mad I am today.  The inconsiderate parking of an 'arrogant man has left me extremely mad.

Today I went to 'Costcutters'.  I only went there because they have a PO counter and I had to post a parcel.  I didn't have time to walk into town so thought I'll call in at Costcutters on the way home from work and post my parcel.

Sometimes you can park on the main road, right outside Costcutters.  Today I couldn't.  So I drove into their car park which accommodates TWO cars.  There was already one car in one of the spaces so I drove into the other.

When I got out of my car I thought - 'It's going to be really difficult getting out of this space.  There is a narrow lane leading to flats and I thought that I'd have to reverse back into that to get out and back onto the main road.

Was in 'Costcutters' for all of 5 mins and when I came out 'Mr Arrogant Inconsiderate Man' was busy parking right in front of the shop thus blocking me and the other person in.

His 'wife/partner/woman/significant other', got out of the car and wandered into the shop.  So I got into my car, thinking that 'Mr Arrogant Inconsiderate Man' would actually have the decency to move his car a few feet and go up the lane while I reserved out of my space.

Did he move?  He did not.

He sat in his car and watched while I tried to reverse around him into the teeniest weeniest of spaces.  And then once I'd negotiated my car around his car; I had to reserve onto a main road.

Who do these people think they are?????

He wasn't in a proper space.  He was obstructing myself and the other person who had bothered to park in the 'two' spaces that 'Costcutters' had provided.

.................And the most annoying thing was ........................... once he'd realised that I'd actually managed to get out of the space that he'd boxed me into without crashing .................. he just got out of his car and strolled off into the shop.

I was really tempted just to park right behind him so that he couldn't get out!!!!

Obviously I didn't because I am a very 'mature middle aged lady'. LOL! 


Wednesday, 9 October 2013

Drivers using mobile phones

Today I was almost involved in a very serious accident.

I was driving around a mini roundabout when a van ('CTG windows' if anyone is interested) obviously wasn't going to stop to let me round.  I slammed on my brakes and 'van driver' also stopped - half way across the front of me.  If I was techie enough I would now insert a diagram of what happened.

Suffice to say - he was in the wrong.  So I just glared at him and drove on.

Anyway the reason he hadn't seen me was because he was using his mobile phone.  Actually that might not be the reason he didn't see me.  He might just have been an unobservant idiot?!!  Personally I suspect he was an unobservant idiot who was also on a mobile phone while driving.

I have just been away for a few days.  I have driven almost 1000 miles in the last 6 days.

Last Thursday (the day I left home) I set myself a little project - to count how many drivers I saw using a mobile phone whilst driving.

Unfortunately I forgot about my project - so I can only count the three days that I remembered I was doing a project.  In those 3 days the main roads I travelled on were - A30, M5, M42, M1, A1. and numerous smaller roads.

During the time that I remembered that I was looking for people using mobile phones whilst driving; I spotted 47 drivers.

Considering the fact that driving whilst using a mobile phone is illegal - that's actually quite a lot of people.

However, who polices this rule, who enforces this rule, and actually, does anyone even care about this rule?

There's been a lot of hype in the media about driving whilst on a mobile phone and I've just 'googled' it to see what the fine is.  Apparently it's up to £1000??!!

Sooooooooooo in three days I've spotted 47 people using a mobile phone in a car.  And some of them were even texting (in the outside lane of a motorway??!!)

47 x 1000 = £47,000 -   Remember this is just for 3 days???!!!

So now I'm thinking; this is a huge opportunity for some enterprising individual to cash in on this?

But even if it's not - surely the police forces can employ a couple of 'panda cars' (are they still called Panda cars'??) to patrol up and down the motorways 24/7.  All they'd have to do is take photos of drivers on the phone and then hey presto - £1000 fine's could be issued.  Or would that be infringing on people's 'personal rights'?????

Anyway that's my 'rant' for today.

.....................But I'm still really, really, angry with 'Mr CTG Driver' who almost caused an accident - all because he was on a mobile phone.  Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........................



Sunday, 29 September 2013

What is the point of this???



I keep getting this 'statement' or whatever you want to call it, popping up on my FB page.

It's 2013 for goodness sake.  I bet there isn't anyone who doesn't know someone who has had cancer.

But honestly ....................... Do we really all need to be posting stuff like this on our FB page?

People who have cancer do not want to think that they may die.  Therefore they do not need some stupid FB post asking people to add  it to their status as a mark of respect & remembrance.

Just what is this all about.

'Remembrance?  Grrr.................

Get a life FB posting people!!!!

We DO NOT need to be updated on your life every 10mins????????

Friday, 27 September 2013

How difficult is it to buy a light bulb?


I've called this blog post, 'How difficult is it to buy a light bulb', because I don't actually think it should be difficult to buy a light bulb???

The above picture shows the ceiling lights that I have in my kitchen.  One of these bulbs needed replacing, so while I was in Tesco's I looked for a replacement light bulb.  For anyone who has read my blogs before, you will know I am not a great fan of Tesco.  My local Tesco never has the things I want so needless to say it did not have this type of bulb in stock.

So, what did I do?

Well, I went to the local DIY shop in town with my light bulb that needed replacing and said, 'I'd like one of these please'.  I was thinking it would probably have cost 50-75p in a supermarket - local DIY shop may charge me £1.

I was having a dinner party and wanted everything to be perfect - a blown light bulb would not look good!

The local DIY shop owner is fabulous.  I love him to bits and he is also a very good salesman.

Somehow he managed to sell me four energy saving light bulbs which cost me £9.00.

So, I came home, took out the three ordinary bulbs (which were perfectly OK) and screwed in four energy saving bulbs.  Switched on the lights and............................... nothing?!!

Decided that they needed to be screwed in tighter.  After all - four bulbs could not all be dud?!

Screwed in the first one tighter - it cracked - but at least it worked for 2 secs when I switched it on.  Screwed the second one in tighter - nothing happened when I switched the lights on - screwed in the third one - it cracked - screwed in the fourth one it cracked.

So now I have four 'energy saving' light bulbs that don't work.  They're now broken because I was trying to screw them in too hard to make them work.  I can't take them back to the shop because I'm the one who's broken them, and I can't use them because they're broken.

So then I screwed back in, the three light bulbs that did work, and I had my dinner party with a bulb out.  Which you have to admit is a bit tacky.

And then, when I was in the 'Padstow Tesco' (see my last rant) I bought 3 bulbs for the price of two (£2).

...............So now I've replaced the original bulb that needed to be replaced, put back the three bulbs that were working OK, and now have two spares.  All for a couple of quid.  Yay!

As for the four energy saving bulbs that cost me £9 and don't work - well what can I do?





Tuesday, 24 September 2013

Tesco's - 2nd Rant!

OK - So I started my BLOG at the beginning of August.

It's called 'Rantings of a middle aged spinster' because I RANT a lot!!!

One of the main things I rant about is TESCO'S!!!!  Actually I've only done one rant about Tesco's but I'm giving this rant the title - 'Tesco's - 2nd Rant' - because I'm sure they'll be loads more.  I HATE Tesco's.  I rant a lot about Tesco's!!!!

Living in the 'South West', supermarket shopping is limited.  In the town where I live we have a couple of small Co-ops and a 'TESCO'.  TESCO XTRA is about 15 miles away.

Anyway, today, I went to Padstow.  I went to Padstow for reasons that aren't really relevant to this blog.  However after I'd done what I had to do in Padstow I headed home - and called into the Padstow Tesco's.

.............All I wanted was a loaf of bread and some new potatoes.  Oh and some mushrooms.

I got my mushrooms, I didn't get my new potatoes because there were no new potatoes, and I got a loaf of white bread because they did not have the multi-grain bread that I wanted.

I also bought 6 bottles of wine, but did not buy the wine I wanted because the wine shelves were empty.

..............And I bought some wasabi peanuts, emmental cheese & pumpkin seed crispbreads, and some cheese oatcakes..................... beacause Padstow  Tesco's is obviously catering for the 'Rick Steiny' type people who are there on holiday!!!  And eat very arty farty things.  And there's probably no new potatoes in the Padstow Tesco's cos they're all eating pasta - didn't actually go up the pasta aisle.  And I'm guessing that I had to buy a loaf of white bread because all the holiday makers had already snapped up all the brown bread and multi-grain bread???

 
I have to say the check out lady was very, very nice.  I should really have looked at her name badge and checked out who she was so that I could have filled out  the TESCO 'tell us about your shopping trip'.  But how many people do that?????
 
Anyway I HATE Tesco's.
 
Padstow Tesco's if you're reading this BLOG - very nice lady - in her 50's - on the till at about 5pm-ish was lovely.  You need to give her a pay rise??!!
 
..................And as for my blogging - I'm sure Tesco's rant no. 3 will soon follow!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Monday, 23 September 2013

Iphone updates

 
I've got an iphone.  Last year I joined the ranks of the 'young trendies' and bought myself an iphone4S.  A month later the iphone5 came out and I no longer had the most up-to-date phone.
 
I love my iphone.  I wouldn't be without it.  But to be honest I'm spending a lot of money on it each month considering I don't even know how to use 10% of what it can do.
 
I check my emails & I look on Facebook.  I don't even make a lot of calls or send a lot of texts!  In fact, for most of my life I've managed perfectly well without a mobile phone. 
 
.............And this rant isn't about mobile phones - though I'm sure I will have a mobile phone rant at a later date.
 
..............It's about iphone updates........................
 
A few days ago a message popped up in my 'settings', I read it, I didn't understand it, so I ignored it.
 
Tonight I clicked on it again and it said something about an update........................ So I just kept clicking on OK to everything it asked me.  And then it asked me for a 4 digit code................ So I gave it one.
 
Goodness only knows what it's updated???  Everything I think.
 
And now I seem to have to key in my 4 digit code every single time I want to use the phone.  I think this is some sort of security thing???  Ie, if someone steals my phone they won't be able to use it because they don't know my 'secret 4 digit code'???  So somehow I must have bypassed this facility when I first set up my phone?!  I'm not sure if it's better to have a 'secret code' on the phone so that if it's stolen it can't be used - or to not have a secret code so that if, for example, I was in an accident and someone needed to call the emergency services and they didn't have a phone they could use mine??
 
Isn't life complicated these days?  In the 1980/90's I travelled all over the world and the only way my parents had of keeping in touch was by letter which took more than a week to arrive back in the UK.  The only time I ever phoned home when I was abroad, was on Christmas day because it was so expensive.  And now everybody has to do constant updates of their life on social media sites 24/7.  OK this is definitely going to be another rant.
 
And to get back to iphone updates:
 
Everything on my 1st page is a lot brighter.  I guess that's OK.
 
When I want to send a message I actually have to scroll down the phone to get to the message bit because it now pops up with 'face time & notes'.  I've only ever been on 'face time' once - and what on earth does 'notes' mean?  Is there someway of writing notes that you want to send in your text?  Or are notes something you write down when you receive a text?  I haven't a clue.
 
Just where does one find all the new information and what the updates have updated?  Possibly in some very small print somewhere, but who's got the time to read through all that?
 
Also, I just tried to take a photo and even the camera has popped up with new stuff.  What on earth does 'HDR off' mean?  What does 'HDR' stand for?  And then there's a thing that says 'square'?  Haven't a clue what that does?  I don't seem to be able to make it do anything??  And how do I record stuff?  I've just pressed the video button and all I've got is a photo of my computer screen?!!!!
 
It's just all so annoying and I hate it.  Much as I'd love to be the most techie competent person in the world - I'm not!!!!
 
I was only just getting to grips with what my phone could do after a year and now it's all changed.
 
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr..............................
 
 

Thursday, 19 September 2013

Mr Old Grumps

So, today I went to 'Tesco Xtra'.  I like Tesco Xtra.

Today though, I was less than impressed by the service I received there.

Being 'old' myself I really like the idea that these big companies are employing the 'over 50's'.  Apparently it's because the over 50's have a good work ethic and are more reliable!!!!

As my very old boss (he was probably the age I am now) in 1981 said, 'One should never assume'.  Never indeed.  'Mr Old Grumps' should certainly not be employed in a customer facing environment.

I know that 'Tesco checkout staff' have several questions that they are supposed to ask each new customer when at the checkout.  Someone actually told me that they have a button under their till that they press when they've asked the 'question'.  Mr Old Grumps probably pressed the button but didn't ask the question!

Not sure if Tesco have CCTV with sound, focused on all their tills but honestly - Mr Old Grumps didn't ask me any questions.

To be honest, it drives me mad the number of stupid questions Tesco employee's ask:

How are you today?
Would you like any help with your packing?
Have you got your own bags?
Etc etc etc.

.........But 'Mr Old Grumps' made me even more mad!

Having just heard on the news a couple of days ago that everyone is going to have to start paying 5p for a carrier bags, why then did 'Mr Old Grumps' have loads of them just lying around on his check out for me to pick up?  I probably could have packed my shopping into at least 30 Tesco carrier bags if I wanted to.

I actually like Tesco's 'bag policy'.  I always take my own bags but if I do happen to need one or two more bags, I just ask the check out people and they are usually happy to oblige.

Today I had wine (in my wine carrier) and a big bag for the rest of my shopping.  However, I'd also bought a sweater and a pair of boots (which I just put into a Tesco bag) and some place mats, a baking tray, birthday cards and magazines (which I put into another Tesco bag).  At no point did 'Mr Old Grumps' check how many bags I was using.

My bill at Tesco's this afternoon came to over £100 but at no point did 'Mr Old Grumps' actually talk to me.  The only thing he said to me was - 'That's £108.45'.

He didn't ask me for my club card, he didn't ask me for any vouchers, he didn't ask me how I wanted to pay - I had to offer him all these things myself.  In fact, to be honest I wondered if he was 'mute'?  though I was sure if Tesco were employing someone mute they would have had systems in place so that people would have known.  And anyway he wasn't mute because the lady in the queue behind me was obviously someone who was known to him and he was having a right old laugh with her.

...........And just to make matters worse - he handed me my receipt (without saying anything) - along with a another bit of paper that said, 'You've saved 2p today'.

Fabulous - I've saved 2p - Wonder how many trees have been cut down to tell me that?????

PS - I've just checked my receipt.  He's not added on my points for having two of my own bags.  Nor did I get any 'money off' vouchers (which I'm sure I would have got for spending more than £100).  Just as well I'm not a ranty old spinster isn't it?  Otherwise I'd be emailing Tesco Head Office now. LOL!

Tuesday, 17 September 2013

Free School Meals

So today on the 6pm NEWS it has been announced that all children between the ages of 4-7 years old are going to get free school meals in England & Wales.

I've never quite understood how England & Wales have a lot of 'stuff' in common and Scotland has it's own policies on things.  I'm guessing it's something to do with politics and I've never delved any further - but this could be another subject for a rant at a later date!!!!!

Anyway I have a lot to say on the subject of school meals.........................

I was a primary teacher for 14 years in the 1980/90's. 

When I started my career, school lunches were a set price.  I can't actually remember how much this was (though I'm sure if I did a bit of online research I could find out).  Anyway, on a Monday morning the kids brought in their 'dinner money' for the week and the teacher recorded it, in the dinner register and then passed it to the school secretary for banking.

Taking the dinner money to the secretary was a 'responsible job' and added to the rota of things to do - like sharpening pencils or putting straws in the bottles of milk (which were also free at the time).

ACTUALLY - I'm really not sure what to rant about here...........................

Better stick to 'school meals' I guess 'cos that's my title. But keep checking in, because I'm sure I'll have other  'school dinner' related rants at a later date.

Anyway when I first started teaching in 1982, school lunches were fabulous.  The kids got a two course meal every day. There was always a jug of water on the table so that the kids could have a drink with their lunch.  And everyone sat down in a civilised fashion and said 'grace' before their meal.  The tables were set with proper cutlery and lunch was served on proper plates.  And the water in the jug was poured into proper glasses.

The school lunch menu always consisted of meat, potato and veg, followed by a pudding.  Occasionally an egg and cheese flan would appear on the menu but usually a lot of that was left by the kids because it was all a bit alien to them!!!!

In the 1980's no one was vegetarian, or if they were, it wasn't something that they boasted about. And 'school dinners' certainly didn't cater for anyone with 'special dietary requirements'.

Free school meals were set up in the 1940's to provide children whose parents couldn't afford to feed them, with a proper nutritious meal during the day.  Free school meals, along with a free bottle of milk, are probably one of the best things the British Government has ever done.

Unfortunately in the mid 1980's school lunches were privatised.   ...............And everything changed!!

Proper crockery and cutlery were replaced by disposable items.
Water was no longer readily available - kids were encouraged to buy soft drinks in plastic packaging.
There was no longer a set price for a school meal. (Nightmare for infant teachers trying to collect dinner money).

.............And also, this was even more of a nightmare for the kids who got 'free school meals' because all of a sudden their classmates had a lot more money to spend on 'dinner' than they did. 

And in the mid 1980's changes were happening.  No parent wanted their 'free school meal' child to be bullied because they couldn't afford to eat what the other kids were eating.  So all of a sudden it became a 'child's right to only have chips for lunch if that was what they'd chosen.'  Hardly nutritious is it.  And actually, before privatisation I don't ever remember chips being on the menu for school dinners anyway.

As far as I'm concerned, 'school dinners' changed overnight from a 'proper nutritious two course meal', into chicken nuggets, pizza, chips, ice cream & jelly.  And where's the nutrition in that????

No wonder 'Jamie Oliver' is campaigning for better school meals.  Though I suspect he's probably a product of the 1970/80's.

...............As I say - more RANTS to follow.


Wednesday, 11 September 2013

Night classes

So today I am really annoyed!  I am really annoyed because I am trying to sign up for a evening class at the local college and no one is answering the phone?!

I want to do a night class in 'silver & copper jewellery making'.  But can I enrol on this course?  I cannot!!!!

I have a lot of stuff to rant about today:

Firstly - I don't think that night classes are called 'night classes' anymore.  I think they're called 'part time' courses.  Well as far as I'm concerned a class that one takes at night for 2hrs, one night a week, is not a part time course - it's a night class.

Secondly - the enrolment arrangements for enrolling on the above course are absolute rubbish to say the least.

According to the college prospectus there are three ways to enrol for this course - in person, by phone or by post.

It's 2013 for goodness sake.  Why on earth does a new modern college not have the facilities for enrolling online?

I am SO mad.  I have spent the last three days trying to enrol by phone.  Apparently I can only do this between 9-4pm.  I work until 2pm each day (& do not like to spend my time at work making personal phone calls) so for the last three afternoons I have made at least four phone calls a day between 2-4pm and each time I have got an answer machine message telling me to leave a name and number.  There is no point in me leaving a name and number because believe it or not, I am not some sad, lonely, person just waiting for the night class college to call me back.

Yes, I could have left a mobile number, but to be honest when I'm out on the dog walk or out doing whatever, I may not necessarily have my credit card details with me and I most certainly will not be carrying around the college prospectus all the time so wouldn't have a clue what the reference number is of the course I want to do and I'm sure they will want a whole load more irrelevant information as well.  .............And actually I only give my mobile number to friends, not inefficient colleges that either don't have the staff or the ability to promote themselves in a positive way!!!

And anyway why should I?  If it states in the college prospectus that enrolment by phone is between 9-4pm it should be between 9-4pm.

Today at 3.15pm I eventually left a message because I knew I would be in for the rest of the day.  I left a very polite message.  I left my name, phone number and a message saying which course I wanted to do.  I repeated all this information twice.  Has anyone phoned me back?  Of course they haven't.

So; I can't enrol in person because that would involve a round trip of at least an hour, and I want to do a 'night class' because I have no time during the day. Duh!!!  Do the people who plan these courses really live on Mars???

I can't enrol by phone because no one answers the phone or responds to messages left on the phone.

I can't enrol online because despite it being 2013 there are no facilities to enrol online.

The only option it would seem, is enrolment via snail mail.

But actually, do I really want to do a night class in a college that obviously doesn't care about it's students?  No I don't think I do.

All I want to do, is one night class, once a week, for 10 weeks.  Thank goodness I'm not a kid embarking on a proper career path at this college. 

Can't imagine they're going to get much support.  Doesn't seem to me that there's any real live people about.

..............And here ends my rant!!!!

Think I'll look for somewhere else to do my night class.



Tuesday, 3 September 2013

Hospital appointments

Sooooooooooo, 2 years ago I had breast cancer.  2 years ago I had, had an operation to remove cancer from my left breast, 2 years ago I was waiting to start radiotherapy treatment, 2 years ago ................... I actually didn't feel much different to how I feel now??!!

Anyway today was the day of my annual check up ..................... so off I went to hospital for my 2.50pm appointment.

I guess I should be grateful that I'm still alive ......................... and I am.  All my immediate treatment couldn't have been better.

Wish I could say the same about my 'follow up' treatment.

The surgeon that performed my operation two years ago was lovely.  I could have married him there and then.  OK,  that's probably a slight exaggeration but he was fabulous.  He just instantly made me feel at ease.  Obviously this did not have anything to do with the fact that he was absolutely gorgeous too?!!

And so begins my rant ........................

I've got a lot to rant about today.

Got to the hospital about 2.45pm for a 2.50pm appointment, checked in at reception and they told me to take a seat.  Took a seat and looked around for an 'interesting' magazine.  Managed to find an April 2012 edition of 'Womans Own'. Read that pretty quickly because actually 'Womans Own' is full of fashion items that no one ever buys, celeb interviews with celebs that no-one cares about, and recipes that aren't actually that innovative - Garlic chicken thighs served with salad????  Oh and there's always at least a couple of pages devoted to diets????  OMG  I feel another rant coming on.

Anyway after I'd been sat in the waiting room for about 45 mins a very jolly nurse appeared and made the grand announcement that all appointments were running about an hour late.  Well there's a surprise?!!  Went through all of this last year.

By this time it was 3.30pm.  Very nice of her to keep us informed but in this day & age of technology I'm sure they could have told me this when I checked in 45mins earlier.  In which case I would have gone off shopping in the Range, or Matalan, or Homebase, or Argos, or Brantano, or in fact any of the other crap shops nearby that I don't actually spend a great deal of time in.

Instead I played on my phone for about 5 mins .................. and then got bored

 ................ because the only other magazines were medical type ones and why would I want to read them???????  Actually that's a lie; there were a lot of 'Hello' mags kicking around ................. but the one I picked up was dated 2010 ............... and I hate 'Hello' mag anyway.

At 3.40pm I was called through to a consulting room by a very nice nurse.  Obviously I had to strip off and put on a 'cape'.  Then I sat and waited for 10 mins. after which there was a knock on the door and a foreign doctor walked in.  I recognised him immediately because I'd seen him last year.  ...........But I was hoping to see my gorgeous surgeon.

Anyway 'Mr Foreign Doctor' asked me what tablets I was on and how old I was (as if all that information isn't in his notes) touched up my boobs, told me to get dressed and then go back to the waiting room and be called for a mammogram.

I just feel like he didn't care.  Surely he should have asked me more questions?  I've lost loads of weight in the last few months.  Is that relevant or not relevant?  Surely he should have been asking me questions about my lifestyle, if only to gather information for statistic information???

Half an hour later I get called for a mammogram.  The mammogram nurse was very nice.  Having my boobs squished into lots of different positions was not.

Sooooooooooooooo, that's been my day - two hours this afternoon at the hospital for less than 10 mins of treatment???!!!

.................But at least I'm not dead!!!!!!!

Friday, 30 August 2013

Cleaning 'holiday lets'

Cleaning is not something that I particularly like doing.  Cleaning is not something that I'm particularly good at.  And cleaning, especially after 'holiday let' people, is not particularly the most pleasant job in the world.

Every Friday I clean two neighbouring holiday let properties.

I clean these because I was 'head hunted' by the owners.   I've never been head hunted to do anything before so when these two owners approached me, obviously my self confidence was boosted to very high levels!!!  They didn't even know if I could clean?  I think they just thought, 'middle aged woman, living by herself, doesn't have anything better to do???  Cleaning holiday let properties in this town is very well paid - so I agreed.

Today cleaning two properties in the changeover time of 5hrs was a struggle.  The holiday makers actually left at 9am so instead of the usual 10am-3pm changeover I had an hour extra.  I needed it!!!

Property 1 was absolutely trashed. 

The blind in the kitchen was broken and wouldn't pull up, most of the pillow protectors were very badly stained, there was more sand in the property than there was down at the beach, the oven, grill pan, tiles behind the cooker hob & most of the pans were caked in grease, the bins had all been emptied but then no bin liners had been replaced and so all the bins were full of horrible sticky stuff, the teapot was full of cold tea and teabags, haven't a clue how anyone could make a fridge/freezer so dirty but there were zillions of fingerprints on the outside and lots of 'spillages' on the inside, all the work surfaces everywhere were sticky and coffee or coke or something brown had been spilled all over the kitchen floor.  Oh and the bath was the dirtiest I've ever seen it.  Apart from all the sand in there, the bath sides and floor were filthy.  Wish I'd taken some photos.

Property 2 on first appearances looked OK but........................

It would appear that the two teenage boys in there had been drinking beer and eating chips in the bedroom as I found the salt cellar in the bottom bedroom drawer and two half drunk bottles of beer next to the bed.  Hope it was beer and they'd not been using the bottles to wee in???

The toilet flush was broken and they'd obviously just been taking the cistern lid off and faffing around with the insides of the cistern to flush it instead of reporting it to the letting agents.

There were lots of soft drink empty bottles under the beds, the sheets were....................... you don't actually want to know what the bedding was like?!

Amazingly the oven was quite clean - but the grill pan wasn't.  There was so much grease in there that it took almost an hour to clean it.

It makes you wonder - do holiday makers actually live like this at home?  Or do they just think - we're on holiday, whoopee doo - the cleaner can clean up all our crap???? 

'And if we break things it doesn't matter, cos we're going home and broken toilet flushes and broken blinds aren't our problem.  Let's just leave them for the next holiday makers'.

Just as well I'm a very 'on the ball' cleaner isn't it?

I'd like to say that these items will be deducted from the holiday makers deposit - but they probably won't - because the holiday makers will deny all knowledge of ruining the above items.

It's the cleaner's word against their's.

................And as everybody knows - cleaners are the lowest of the low.  Grrrrrrrrrr................



Wednesday, 28 August 2013

Two for one!

 
This is a tub of coleslaw.  You can clearly see that it says, 'Any 2, £2'???!!!
 
What does this suggest to you?
 
It suggests to me that if you buy 2 tubs of coleslaw they will only cost you £2.
 
So, there I was in the 'Co-op', I'd gone in for mushrooms but that's a whole other story.
 
No mushrooms so I decided I'd buy a tub of coleslaw.  For my tea tonight I'm having BBQ'd sweet chilli chicken (from Tesco), new potatoes and I was hoping mushrooms.  (The 'Co-op' isn't very good on fresh vegetables - actually the Co-op isn't very good on anything.  Oh, & while I'm having a bit of a rant, the Co-op's use by dates are ridiculous! Might have to have a proper Co-op rant at a later date).
 
Anyway picked up this tub of coleslaw.  I only wanted one tub of coleslaw, not two.
 
Why do supermarkets think that every shopper wants 2 of everything??? 
 
Perhaps it's 'sticker' - 'Any 2 for £2', related to other things and not just coleslaw - but when I arrived in the Co-op at about 2pm there were only 5 tubs of coleslaw and no other items in the same bit. 
 
I wanted mushrooms and there were no mushrooms.
 
Anyway, I took my tub of coleslaw to the cash desk.  I didn't take 2 tubs of coleslaw - because actually I don't eat a lot of coleslaw and I doubt if I'll actually even eat all of this tub.
 
The Co-op cashier scanned it through the till.  I said, 'How much is that?'  Thinking it would be about £1.25 or even £1.50??
 
75p???!!!
 
So people - you can buy one tub of coleslaw for 75p!!!
 
But if you want to buy two tubs of coleslaw at the 'Co-ops special deal price' it will cost you £2.
 
Don't you just love all these '2 for 1' bargains???!!!